Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
( . Y . )
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
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“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
Akira Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
Akira Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
Akira Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
Akira Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
( . Y . )
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
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”Death to false metal” – Everyone
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”