New EP – re:Quests out now!

Fang VonWrathensteinMerch Related, Music/Compliations

In the Kickstarter campaign for our last album, Frostburn, we had a pledge level – “Make Lords of the Trident play any song you want”. Four loyal minions pledged this level, and the EP re:Quests is the result! Big thanks to our Kickstarter backers for the interesting song suggestions. If you’d like to download the album, we’re offering it in …


Fang VonWrathensteinMerch Related

Sealed in an ancient tomb was a lost manuscript…a forgotten and forbidden style of fighting to the death using only sonic mastery. Luckily, your LORDS have recovered said manuscript, and did what any METAL band would do… …made it into a kick-ass shirt! Shirts are 100% pre-shrunk ringspun cotton, 4.5oz. Nice and light, and VERY soft! Lords shield logo on …

Soap and Scratch & Dent Shirts!

Fang VonWrathensteinMerch Related, Updates

Aw snap, things are about to get SUDSY! We’ve just released our METAL SOAPS on our merch store: LIMITED QUANTITY AVAILABLE! Click for soap: Bet you didn’t think a metal band could peddle soap!? Well, we didn’t either, until an Ohio soap company offered to make us soaps with our guitar pics embedded in them! Each of these soaps …

New Armor Shirt Pre-Order

Fang VonWrathensteinMerch Related, Updates

Ever have that AWKWARD moment when you leave the house without your armor? We’ve all been there. Well, your LORDS have once again solved all of your problems with our brand new ARMOR SHIRT! Pre-order your shirt today:

NEW! Bulk shipping options for merch!

Fang VonWrathensteinMerch Related, Updates

Good news for you minions, especially those living overseas. Now that’s we’ve implemented a new shopping cart system for our merch, we’re able to offer BULK SHIPPING discounts for those of you who order more than one item at a time. In the past, our old system charged $5 shipping per item, no matter how many items you had in …