Just wanted to let all you mortals know that we have found a new immortal lead guitar player! His name and the story of how we met will be announced soon, but we can let you know that for a time, he masqueraded as a mortal lead guitar player in the band Luna Mortis, and was signed to Century Media! …
Can you shred? New guitarist needed!
Minions – We’re still auditioning for a replacement for Killius Maximus! Facebook event here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1559064247666097/ Our guitarist Killius Maximus will be leaving us to study yoga and meditation at an ashram in India at the beginning of March 2015, and then headed off to medical school immediately afterwards. …no, really, I’m serious. We are seeking a new guitarist to join …
FROSTBURN OUT NOW!
The moment you’ve all been waiting for is here! FROSTBURN HAS BEEN RELEASED! How do you get your hands on a copy? Physical Copy: Europe/EU: Check your local record store! Can’t find a copy? Contact Killer Metal Records to find the nearest record store that carries Frostburn, or order from the record company directly. USA/Japan/All non-EU Countries: Order it from …
Soap and Scratch & Dent Shirts!
Aw snap, things are about to get SUDSY! We’ve just released our METAL SOAPS on our merch store: LIMITED QUANTITY AVAILABLE! Click for soap: https://lordsofthetrident.com/product-category/soap/ Bet you didn’t think a metal band could peddle soap!? Well, we didn’t either, until an Ohio soap company offered to make us soaps with our guitar pics embedded in them! Each of these soaps …
New Armor Shirt Pre-Order
Ever have that AWKWARD moment when you leave the house without your armor? We’ve all been there. Well, your LORDS have once again solved all of your problems with our brand new ARMOR SHIRT! Pre-order your shirt today: http://goo.gl/forms/sQFl5Wiag2
Killius to leave Aug. 2015 – SEEKING NEW GUITARIST!
View our facebook event here: https://www.facebook.com/events/300430940166156/ Our guitarist Killius Maximus will be leaving us for 6 months to study yoga and meditation at an ashram in India at the beginning of August 2015. …no, really, I’m serious. We are seeking a new guitarist to join our ranks. As Killius is planning on attending medical school sometime in the near future, …
NEW! Bulk shipping options for merch!
Good news for you minions, especially those living overseas. Now that’s we’ve implemented a new shopping cart system for our merch, we’re able to offer BULK SHIPPING discounts for those of you who order more than one item at a time. In the past, our old system charged $5 shipping per item, no matter how many items you had in …
New site is live!
We’ve put blood, sweat, and barbarian tears into a complete overhaul of our site! There’s a bunch of new features, so check it out. If you find anything broken, please email us at LordsOfTheTrident@gmail.com, and we’ll get our demon IT team to fix it right away. SYTEFREEK BABY