Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
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“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
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Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
( . Y . )
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“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
”Death to false metal” – Everyone