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”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
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Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
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”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
“When you’re on a month-long tour, you learn to covertly masturbate in public bathrooms.” – Anonymous Sage Advice Guy
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
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Asian Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
Asian Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate