After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
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Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
Akira Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
Akira Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
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Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
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”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
Akira Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Akira Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
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