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Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
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“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.
Akira Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
Akira Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
”Frostburn” preemptively banned in 36 countries by the UN. Germany fears riots
“This music is akin to watching a community theater production of Excalibur, while a freshly shaved and oiled pool boy massages your back and feeds you liqueur filled chocolates while humming the soundtrack to the Dungeons and Dragons Movie Starring Marlon Wayans (I swear it’s real).” – Actual Internet Comment
After watching the LORDS: “I can’t tell if I’ve done a lot of drugs, or had a lot of sex!” – Concertgoer
Medium channels ghost of Dio so he can listen to Frostburn; ”It’s what he would’ve wanted” – Dio’s Estate
Akira Metal on Frostburn – ”It’s ACTUALLY pretty good!”
“It’s metal, epic, and also cheeky and fun. Like playing pingpong with a soulforged runeblade.” – Random Minion
Akira Metal invents new ”strongest guitar string ever”. Tunes below audible levels; elephants start headbanging
( . Y . )
Critics rave about Lords of the Trident: ”I wish I had time to grow a mullet out for this!”
Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickenson Admits: ”Yes, I took a few vocal lessons from Fang.”
”Death to false metal” – Everyone
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Brown note discovered; Pontifex Mortis vows to ”never play that note again”.